reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
We need to be friends.
smooth as fuck
You can’t not smile at this
Bring me that dog.
Samantha Bee talks to Peter Schiff, financial commentator and CEO of Euro Pacific Capital Inc.
FUCK WHITE MEN